Beardcard: An Ode to the Beard

Many men are unable to grow facial hair; or, when they do, it’s often very spotty and/or stringy and cannot ever really be called a beard or mustache.  For those of you who are unable to wear a beard for whatever reason, an online t-shirt business will now enable you to wear a beard of your choosing, whenever and wherever you want.

beard1 Beardcard: An Ode to the Beard has many varieties of beards to choose from.  What do you feel like wearing today?  The Kiesel beard?  The rap industry standard beard?  What about a good ole fashioned Darwin beard?

All of these possibilities and more are available at  Now you need not be ashamed of your inability to grow facial hair.  Or maybe you’re just too impatient to grow your own nice long Darwin beard.  With quick shipping, you can wear that long impressive beard within just a few days’ time.

Prices for these many classy styles are wonderfully inexpensive.  At $12.99 per beard, you’re going to be sipping milk with style and you need not ever feel uncomfortable listening to that ZZ Top album ever again.

beard2 Beardcard: An Ode to the Beard

 RT: @ZAGGdaily


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